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Adam Sandler lyrics The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics "And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" [Plane sounds] [M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it [Cow:] Moo [Ripcord sounds] [Cow:] Moo,mrr [Parachute opens] [Cow:] Moow [Thud] "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" [Cow opening paper bag] [Cow:] Moo,moo [Car screeches, and turns back around] [Cow:] Mrr "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" [Cow walking towards pool, big splash] [Cow:] Moo [Crowd cheering] [Cow:] Mrr,mrr [Underwater moo] "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" [F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you [Cow:] Moo [F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [Cow:] Moo [M2:] Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" [Tennis ball being hit] [Farmer:] That was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" [Phone rings, cow picks it up] [Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] Take that fatty [Cow:] Mrr [Slams down phone] "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" [Car sounds] [Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [Car hits farmer] [Farmer:] Oooh [Cow:] Mooooooooooooo Other Adam Sandler lyrics: Assistant Principal's Big Day lyrics At A Medium Pace lyrics Bad Boyfriend lyrics Buddy lyrics Cordurory Blues lyrics Crazy Love lyrics Dancin' And Pantsin' lyrics Dip Doodle lyrics Do It For Your Mama lyrics Fatty McGee lyrics Food Innuendo Guy lyrics Four Years Old lyrics Girl lyrics Grow Old With You lyrics I'm So Wasted lyrics Joining The Cult lyrics Listenin' To The Radio lyrics Lunchlady Land lyrics Medium Pace lyrics Memory Lane lyrics Mother's Day Song lyrics Moyda lyrics Mr. Bake-O lyrics Mr. Spindel's Phone Call lyrics My Little Chicken lyrics Ode To My Car lyrics Oh Mom... lyrics Pickin' Daisies lyrics Red Hooded Sweatshirt lyrics Right Field lyrics Santa Song lyrics Somebody Kill Me lyrics Steve Polychronopolous lyrics Sweat Beatrice lyrics Teenage Love On The Phone lyrics The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver lyrics The Beating Of A High School Janitor lyrics The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher lyrics The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher lyrics The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics The Chanuka Song lyrics The Chanukah Song (II) lyrics The Cheerleader lyrics The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal lyrics The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics The Goat Song lyrics The Hypnotist lyrics The Lonesome Kicker lyrics The Longest Pee lyrics The Respect Chant lyrics The Thanksgiving Song lyrics Toll Booth Willie lyrics Voodoo lyrics What The Hell Happened To Me? lyrics |