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Adam Sandler lyrics Crazy Love lyrics [Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha) [Adam:] And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player [Lisa:] And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back [Adam:] It's very pretty, baby [Both:] Well you must have been sent from above You're all that I can think of You're just as psychotic as me My crazy love [Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep [Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo [Adam:] Thank you [Lisa:] And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years [Adam:] I believe you sugarpie [Both:] 'Cause our love is right on track I'm yours, your mine it's a fact Don't forget to take your Prozac My crazy love [Adam:] Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there [Lisa:] Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear [Adam:] I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information [Lisa:] They can't fool you sweetheart And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you [Adam:] I ain't no fink, dollface [Both:] 'Cause we know that it's true Only I could love you We both eat with our hands My crazy love [Lisa:] My crazy, crazy love [spoken to end] [Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby [Lisa:] I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me [Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go [splurt] Other Adam Sandler lyrics: Assistant Principal's Big Day lyrics At A Medium Pace lyrics Bad Boyfriend lyrics Buddy lyrics Cordurory Blues lyrics Dancin' And Pantsin' lyrics Dip Doodle lyrics Do It For Your Mama lyrics Fatty McGee lyrics Food Innuendo Guy lyrics Four Years Old lyrics Girl lyrics Grow Old With You lyrics I'm So Wasted lyrics Joining The Cult lyrics Listenin' To The Radio lyrics Lunchlady Land lyrics Medium Pace lyrics Memory Lane lyrics Mother's Day Song lyrics Moyda lyrics Mr. Bake-O lyrics Mr. Spindel's Phone Call lyrics My Little Chicken lyrics Ode To My Car lyrics Oh Mom... lyrics Pickin' Daisies lyrics Red Hooded Sweatshirt lyrics Right Field lyrics Santa Song lyrics Somebody Kill Me lyrics Steve Polychronopolous lyrics Sweat Beatrice lyrics Teenage Love On The Phone lyrics The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver lyrics The Beating Of A High School Janitor lyrics The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher lyrics The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher lyrics The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics The Chanuka Song lyrics The Chanukah Song (II) lyrics The Cheerleader lyrics The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal lyrics The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics The Goat Song lyrics The Hypnotist lyrics The Lonesome Kicker lyrics The Longest Pee lyrics The Respect Chant lyrics The Thanksgiving Song lyrics Toll Booth Willie lyrics Voodoo lyrics What The Hell Happened To Me? lyrics |