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Mr. Garrison---Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics

Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. hat


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Eric Cartman---Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics
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Chef---What The Hell Child Is This lyrics
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Adolf Hitler---O Tannenbaum lyrics
Stan Marsh And Wendy Testaburger---It Happened In Sun Valley lyrics
Shelly Marsh---I Saw Three Ships lyrics
Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity Guest---The Lonely Jew On Christmas lyrics
Mr. Mackey---Carol Of The Bells lyrics
Juan Schwartz And The South Park Children's Choir---Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be) lyrics
Eric Cartman---O Holy Night lyrics
Cowboy Timmy---Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo lyrics
Vitro---Mentally Dull Tank Remix lyrics
Joe Strummer---It's A Rockin' World lyrics
Meat Loaf Chef---Tonight Is Right For Love lyrics
Ween---The Rainbow lyrics
Ned Geblansky---Feel Like Makin' Love lyrics
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Devo---Huboon Stomp lyrics
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Chef---Simultaneous lyrics
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Perry Farrell---Hot Lava lyrics
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Master P---Kenny's Dead lyrics
Eric Cartman---Come Sail Away lyrics
Rancid---Brad Logan lyrics
Chef---Salty Choclate Balls (P.S. I Love You) lyrics
Crystal Method---Nowhere To Run (Vapor Trail) lyrics
Primus---South Park Theme lyrics


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