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Tom Lehrer lyrics Whatever Became of Hubert? lyrics I wonder how many people here tonight remember Hubert Humphrey. He used to be a senator. From time to time you read something about him pinning a medal on somebody or making a speech, or every now and then you read something in one of those Where Are They Now? columns. Whatever became of Deanna Durbin and Hubert Humphrey and so on. This became quite an issue last winter at the time of Winston Churchill's funeral when President Johnson was too ill to go and somebody suggested that he send Hubert and he said ";Hubert who?"; And all America was singing... Whatever became of Hubert? Has anyone heard a thing? Once he shone on his own, Now he sits home alone, And waits for the phone to ring. Once a fiery liberal spirit, Ah, but now when he speaks he must clear it. Second fiddle's a hard part, I know, When they don't even give you a bow. ";We must protest his treatment,"; Hubert, Says each newspaper reader. As someone remarked to Schubert, ";Take us to your Lieder."; (Sorry about that) Whatever became of Hubert? We miss you, so tell us please. Are you sad? Are you cross? Are you gathering moss While you wait for the boss to sneeze? Does Lyndon, recalling when he was VP, Say, ";I'll do unto you like they did unto me?"; Do you dream about staging a coup? Hubert, what happened to you? Other Tom Lehrer lyrics: Poisoning Pigeons In The Park lyrics She's My Girl lyrics The Masochism Tango lyrics Bright College Days lyrics A Christmas Carol lyrics The Elements lyrics Oedipus Rex lyrics In Old Mexico lyrics Clementine lyrics It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier lyrics We Will All Go Together When We Go lyrics The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be lyrics The Old Dope Peddler lyrics Lobachevsky lyrics The Irish Ballad lyrics My Home Town lyrics When You Are Old And Gray lyrics The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz lyrics I Hold Your Hand In Mine lyrics Be Prepared lyrics I Wanna Go Back To Dixie lyrics Fight Fiercely, Harvard! lyrics The Hunting Song lyrics National Brotherhood Week lyrics MLF Lullaby lyrics The Folk Song Army lyrics Send The Marines lyrics The Vatican Rag lyrics George Murphy lyrics Smut lyrics Pollution lyrics So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) lyrics New Math lyrics Alma lyrics Who's Next? lyrics Wernher von Braun lyrics |