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Slick Rick lyrics Mona Lisa lyrics [Ricky Walters] Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifes It is with outstanding pleasure that we are here to present tonight... Slick Rick, the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!! Doing their smash hit, ";Mona Lisa,"; you know, like the picture? Anyway, I'd like to take this time out to bow before his divine majesty [Ricky] Oh your majesty... [Slick] Hmm? [Ricky] Can I kiss your hand? [Slick] Mm-hmm [Ricky] (kisses his hand loudly) [Slick] Enough! [Ricky] Come your highness.. they await you.. [Slick Rick] Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what? Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you.. YouknowhatI'msayin? So I said, ";Excuse me, dear my gosh, you look nice! Put away your money I'll buy that slice!"; She said, ";Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you"; The compliment showed she had a mind in her And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her She said, ";Great Scott! Are you a thief? Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth"; Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny So I said, ";No child, I work hard for the money And calling me a thief? Please! Don't even try it (Right!) Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet"; She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard Me! ";Well what's your name, son?"; ";MC Ricky D,"; but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee ";I'm.. sorry and I know that's low class (uhh, yeah) Please sit, and tell me a little about your past"; She said, ";Well I got courage, and I don't like porridge (uh-huh) I've never been to college, but I've got crazy knowledge (uh-huh) Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh) I wear more gold than that man on A-Team (uh-huh, uh-huh) Trim, slim, (yeah) and I'm also light skinned Best believe Mona's a virgin"; A virgin?! Honey needed a slap She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yea wide gap I said, ";It don't matter, see, I'm not picky (word) Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky: R -- Ravishing I -- Impress C -- Courageous; so careless K -- for the Kangols which I've got that I wear everyday and Y -- why not? To fight's not right that I recite and I'm.. quite polite like Walter Cronkite"; Well, just about then, Trevor my friend came in He said, ";Hey Rick, don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin?!?"; He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store He said, ";I don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more! Now come along, we have a party to attend With some real mature women and some more of her friends"; He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it! And as we were leavin and drivin along I could hear a melody as Mona sang a song (excerpt from ";Walk On By"; [D. Warwick]) ";If you see me walking down the street And I start to cry.. each time we meet.. Walk on by.. walk on by.. Foolish pride That's all that I have left, so, let me hide The pain and the hurt that you gave me When you said goodbye.. You walked on by.."; Other Slick Rick lyrics: Teenage Love lyrics Children's Story lyrics Hey Young World lyrics Indian Girl - An Adult Story lyrics Kit (What's the Scoop?) lyrics Lick the Balls lyrics The Moment I Feared lyrics The Ruler's Back lyrics Treat Her Like a Prostitute lyrics Bond lyrics All Alone (No One to Be With) lyrics Behind Bars (Dum Ditty Dum Mix) lyrics A Love That's True (Part One) lyrics I Own America (Part I) lyrics Kill Niggaz lyrics King Piece in the Chess Game lyrics Memories lyrics - Both lyrics We swear the best star rappers of the year lyrics 2 Way Street lyrics Adults Only lyrics Frozen lyrics Impress The Kid lyrics I Run This lyrics La-Di-Da-Di lyrics La Di Da Di (Live) lyrics Me & Nas Bring it to Your Hardest lyrics Street Talkin' lyrics Trapped in Me lyrics Unify lyrics Who Rotten 'Em lyrics |