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Monty Python lyrics
Bruce's Philosophers Song lyrics
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
'I drink therefore I am'
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
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All Things Dull And Ugly lyrics
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Answering Machine Song lyrics
Anything Goes lyrics
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Dennis Moore lyrics
Do Wot John lyrics
Eric The Half-a-bee lyrics
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I Like Chinese lyrics
I Like Traffic Lights lyrics
I'm So Worried lyrics
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Military Fairy lyrics
Muddy Knees lyrics
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Penis Song lyrics
Protest Song lyrics
Sir Robin lyrics
Sit On My Face lyrics
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That's Death lyrics
The Brian Song lyrics
The Idiot Song lyrics
The Meaning Of Life Theme Song lyrics
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