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Gwar lyrics Jiggle The Handle lyrics [Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The Mighty] [Scroda:] GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. Your turds have more power than mere human feces Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces [The Toilet:] Hey! Hey jackass! Yea You! You got to love me sooo good! Yea, yea you can depend on me Depending on, if my water's on... if my pipe's unglogged... Ahhhhh if you're water-logged... Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll suck your soul Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh. [Scroda:] Coated in shit I give all you desire Mystical doorway swimming in mire We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge It's a door through the plane of fudge [Oderus:] So many times I have found you, still I always piss on the ground Now that I can use you I'm gonna stop fucking around If you need shit, then I got shit On that you can depend I'll pump your stump, you fuckin' hump, my crappy, crap-caked friend [All:] The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads [Beefcake:] I think we know what it's all about. Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out. [Slymenstra:] I am a woman and I have my needs. You can never really know just where or when I'll bleed You need my egg, I need your seed But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed! [Toilet:] Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree Just keep that fucking tampon away from me. [Slymenstra:] Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful... Filthy humans, you're all so full of it... That which you can't stand you can't understand Speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me. [Oderus:] Cross the river, leave the abyss Give the seat of the toilet a kiss [Beefcake:] Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words. Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd. [Toilet:] Yea! Here it comes baby, I'm dropping my load I'm ain't just on it, I am the commode! Ahhh! [Scroda:] The power of the toilet must never be abused He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue. If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive. Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise! Other Gwar lyrics: Time For Death lyrics Aeiou lyrics Americanized lyrics I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog) lyrics Slutman City lyrics World O' Filth lyrics War Toy lyrics Captain Crunch lyrics Pure As The Arctic Snow lyrics Je M'appelle J. Cousteau lyrics Gwar Theme lyrics Bone Meal lyrics Ollie North lyrics Techno's Song lyrics U Ain't Shit lyrics Rock & Roll Party Town lyrics The Salaminizer lyrics Maggots lyrics Sick Of You lyrics Slaughterama lyrics The Years Without Light lyrics King Queen lyrics Horror Of Yig lyrics Vlad The Impaler lyrics Black And Huge lyrics Love Surgery lyrics Death Pod lyrics Sexecutioner lyrics Cool Place To Park lyrics Ham On The Bone lyrics Crack In The Egg lyrics Gor-Gor lyrics Have You Seen Me? lyrics The Morality Squad lyrics Gilded Lily lyrics Poor Ole Tom lyrics Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good lyrics Blimey lyrics The Road Behind lyrics Pussy Planet lyrics Saddam A Go-Go lyrics Penis I See lyrics Eat Steel lyrics Jack The World lyrics Sonderkommando lyrics Bad Bad Men lyrics Pepperoni lyrics The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face lyrics B.D.F. lyrics Fight lyrics The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake) lyrics Pocket Pool lyrics Slap U Around lyrics Krak Down lyrics Filthy Flow lyrics The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7 lyrics Meat Sandwich lyrics The New Plague lyrics Whargoul lyrics Ragnarok lyrics Dirty, Filthy lyrics Stalin's Organs lyrics My Knife If Yer Guts lyrics Think Ya Outta Know This lyrics Martyrdumb lyrics Nudged lyrics Fire In The Lions lyrics Surf Of Syn lyrics Crush, Kill, Destroy lyrics None But The Brave lyrics Penguin Attack lyrics Lets Blame The Lightman lyrics First Rule Is lyrics Sammy lyrics Endless Apocalypse lyrics Billy Bad Ass lyrics I Hate Love Songs lyrics Message From The Scallop Boat lyrics Preschool Prostitute lyrics If I Could Be That lyrics In Her Fear lyrics Back To Iraq lyrics I Suck On My Thumb lyrics The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo lyrics Gonna Kill U lyrics Sex Cow lyrics Antarctican Drinking Song lyrics Don't Need A Man lyrics Baby Raper lyrics Fishfuck lyrics The Performer lyrics Escape From The Mooselodge lyrics Tune From Da Moon lyrics Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong lyrics Jagermonsta lyrics My Girly Ways lyrics The Master Has A Butt lyrics We Kill Everything lyrics Child lyrics Penile Drip lyrics Mary Anne lyrics Friend lyrics |