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 Half A Woman lyrics
 
 Half A Woman
 
 They called him Great Scott
 Because he was great
 They called her Great Susan
 Cause she was his date
 She climbed in a box
 He cut her in two
 And when he was through
 She was just half a woman
 
 And he'd tie her up
 Set her on fire
 He'd douce her with oil
 The crowd would go wild
 She was always alright
 At the end of the night
 But somehow she felt
 Like just half a woman
 
 The show went the same way
 Year after year
 He'd wave his magic wand
 She'd disappear
 One day she asked
 How did this come to be
 Somewhere there must be more to me
 
 One day she left
 
 She climbed through the stage
 And into the trap door
 Under the lion's cage
 And after a spell
 He said what the hell
 It was just as well
 She was just half a woman
 
 
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