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C.W. McCall lyrics Ratchetjaw lyrics (C.W. McCall, Bill Fries, Chip Davis) YEE-HAW! Merciful sakes alive! You wanna be one a' them CBers, you gonna learn how to ratchetjaw! Pay attention now; I'm only gonna explain it to ya once. You gotta go runnin' amuck in a pick-'em-up truck With one a' those fancy sidebands? Get four-on-the-floor and two on the door Get a power mike in yer jaw-hand Prepare to strike when ya key the mike 'Cause ya never know who's a-listenin' Some clown insists on a 10-36 This here's what you give 'im: ";Four, good buddy, I made me a study An' I figger it's the dark a' the moon, son It's half-past spring an' a quarter ta fall An' the big hand's a-settin' on noon, son Now if the fish don't bite and the almanac's right And the groundhog sees his shadow A 10-36 goes tick-tock-tick."; And that's what I call ratchetjaw! Gotta git ya a base, out there at yer place With a forty-foot pole on the chimney With a thousand watts in yer flowerpots And a ree-mote line in the biffy If ya feel a twitch when ya throw the switch Ya gonna dim all the lights in Wichita Gonna send out a wave ta make the government rave And this here's whatcha tell 'em all: ";Yeah, four, good buddy, yer comin' in cruddy But yer walkin' right through my wall, boy Yer carrier's cool, you makin' me drool You were definitely battin' my ball, boy You hittin' me round about fifteen pound You cut me up like a bandsaw But what the heck, it's just a radio check."; And that there's how to ratchetjaw [CB conversations. They're overlaid, as if you're listening to a party line.] [Woman's voice] Breaker, breaker, breaker, breaker. We lookin' for that one Buffalo Roy out there. Buffalo Roy, what's your twenty? Where are you anyway, Buffalo Roy? Are you out there? Come on in there, Buffalo Roy. 10-4. [Man's voice] Lissen, you. Shut up on all them breakers. One breaker's enough. [words missing]...channel all the time. Can't hear a damn thing anybody's sayin'. [C.W.] Buffalo Roy? That's a dumb handle. Wanna feel some pain? Just turn up yer gain Get a fearful earful a' garbage Ta suppress a belch, just hit yer squelch You can cut out all the carnage You wanna have fun, you son-of-a-guns Just get on the press-ta-talk switch You gonna amuse 'em an' really confuse 'em With a little ol' thing called ratchetjaw Yeah, let them suckers think yer a trucker Say stuff they can't understand, son Just bounce up-an'-down while yer toolin' around Gonna sound like a truck-drivin' man, son Just tell yer beaver that you gonna leave 'er You catch her on the bounce-around If she comes back with a smart-off crack Say ";X-Y-L, it's show-an'-tell. We definitely got us to go now. Keep yer pants on honey, hang onto the money Yer X-Y-M's gotta blow now Eighty-eight, thirds, and feed my bird An' all them numbers upon ya all If speed don't kill, then CB will."; And that's what I call ratchetjaw [More CB conversations.] Breaker, breaker, breaker, breaker, breaker, breaker, [repeated almost ad infinitum, punctuated by bouts of laughter] [Man's voice. Begins deep, slowly rising to Shirley and Squirrely squeakiness.] Yeah, 10-4, we got ya, breaker. Come back on that? Say, what kind a'... s'not? some kind a' cotton-pickin'... you puttin' me on, aren't cha? Yeah, you puttin' me on, aren't cha? [Laughter] 10-4. 10-4. Other C.W. McCall lyrics: Mountains On My Mind lyrics Oregon Trail lyrics Write Me A Song lyrics Lewis And Clark lyrics Glenwood Canyon lyrics Old 30 lyrics Classified lyrics Four Wheel Drive lyrics Sloan lyrics Niobrara lyrics Nishnabotna lyrics Sing Silent Night lyrics Super Slab Showdown lyrics Two-Way Lovin' lyrics Windshield Wipers In The Rain lyrics Silver Iodide Blues lyrics Telluride Breakdown lyrics Riverside Slide lyrics The Battle of New Orleans lyrics Take My Duds To The Junkman lyrics Watch The Wildwood Flowers lyrics I Don't Know (And I Don't Care) lyrics Livin' Within My Means lyrics Night Hawk lyrics Old Glory lyrics The Only Light lyrics Roses For Mama lyrics The Cowboy lyrics Flowers On The Wall lyrics Hobo's Lullaby lyrics Silver Cloud Breakdown lyrics City of New Orleans lyrics I Wish There Was More That I Could Give lyrics The Little Things In Life lyrics Milton lyrics Outlaws and Lone Star Beer lyrics Wheels Of Fortune lyrics Camp Bird Mine lyrics Columbine lyrics Comin' Back For More lyrics Night Rider lyrics Rocky Mountain September lyrics Roy lyrics The Little Brown Sparrow and Me lyrics The Silverton lyrics Wilderness lyrics Aurora Borealis lyrics Ghost Town lyrics 'Round The World With The Rubber Duck lyrics Crispy Critters lyrics Audubon lyrics Four Wheel Cowboy lyrics Green River lyrics Jackson Hole lyrics Long Lonesome Road lyrics The Gallopin' Goose lyrics Black Bear Road lyrics Convoy lyrics Old Home Filler-Up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe lyrics There Won't Be No Country Music lyrics Wolf Creek Pass lyrics |