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Alan Parsons Project lyrics
Sects Therapy lyrics
Lead Vocal: Frankie Howerd
I was lonely and depressed
Having fled the family home
When I met an old acquaintance
I had only barely known
And I told her over tea
Of my worries and my woes
And a morbid fear of eating beans
In tightly fitting clothes
And she said psychoanalysis was just the thing for me
And she knew a mayfair analyst I really ought to see
So I went round to his rooms
And he saw me right away
Though he asked a sum of money I could ill afford to pay
But I lay down on the couch
By a bowl of flaccid flowers
And I talked and talked and talked and talked
For hours and hours and hours
And he told me tales of oedipus with great authority
And he asked me if my mother
Wore stiletto heels and rubber
And I realised that this poor soul
Was more confused than me
Well the shock was so profound
That I fled into the strand
Where I saw a hare krishna group
And joined in with the band
This was just the life for me
Free of worldly goods and care
And I chanted and I ranted
Round and round trafalgar square
I converted tens of thousands and they joined us then and there
But the bagwan was so jealous
That he called me over zealous
Then he threw me out
When I refused to cut off all my hair
(Dr. Ruth, Dr. Ruth, why not write to Dr. Ruth?)
So I wrote to Dr. Ruth
And she helpfully proposed
I should join a nudist colony
And throw away my clothes
All that sun upon my flesh
Would set my libido free
And would guarentee much more of it
Whatever 'it' may be
But I don't feel that I was quite equipped for such a life
Fair of skin just like my sisters
Too much sun would give me blisters
So I think I'll turn the whole thing in
And go home to the wife
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Voyager lyrics
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Hyper-Gamma-Spaces lyrics
Shadow Of A Lonely Man lyrics
Lucifer lyrics
You Won't Be There lyrics
Winding Me Up lyrics
Damned If I Do lyrics
Don't Hold Back lyrics
If I could Change Your Mind lyrics
You Lie Down With Dogs lyrics
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Secret Garden lyrics
May Be A Price To Pay lyrics
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The Turn of a Friendly Card (Part 1) lyrics
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The Ace of Swords lyrics
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Eye In The Sky lyrics
Children of the Moon lyrics
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Silence and I lyrics
You're Gonna Get Your Fingers Burned lyrics
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Mammagamma lyrics
Step By Step lyrics
Old and Wise lyrics
Prime Time lyrics
Let Me Go Home lyrics
One Good Reason lyrics
Since The Last Goodbye lyrics
Don't Answer Me lyrics
Dancing On A High Wire lyrics
You Don't Believe lyrics
Pipeline lyrics
Ammonia Avenue lyrics
Stereotomy lyrics
Beaujolais lyrics
Urbania lyrics
Limelight lyrics
The Real World lyrics
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Light of the World lyrics
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Stereotomy Two lyrics
Let's Talk About Me lyrics
Separate Lives lyrics
Days Are Numbers (The Traveller) lyrics
Sooner Or Later lyrics
Vulture Culture lyrics
Hawkeye lyrics
Somebody Out There lyrics
The Same Old Sun lyrics
La Sagrada Familia lyrics
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Money Talks lyrics
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Temporalia lyrics
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Press Rewind lyrics
The Very Last Time lyrics
Far Ago And Long Away lyrics
H.G. Force Part 2 lyrics
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The Nirvana Principle lyrics
I am a Mirror lyrics
Little Hans lyrics
Dora lyrics
Funny You Should Say That lyrics
You're on Your Own lyrics
Far Away from Home lyrics
Let Yourself Go lyrics
Beyond the Pleasure Principle lyrics
The Ring lyrics
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Don't Let The Moment Pass lyrics
Upper Me lyrics
Freudiana lyrics
Destiny lyrics
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Cloudbreak (Instrumental) lyrics
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So Far Away lyrics
One Day To Fly lyrics
Blue Blue Sky II lyrics
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Take The Money And Run lyrics
When lyrics
The Three Of Me lyrics
Turn It Up lyrics
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